We Surf For You! http://www.codewolf.com Brazilian protesters destroy GM crops - Around 300 women rural residents in Brazil burst into a property owned by the US company Monsanto and destroyed a plant nursery and crops containing genetically modified cornFrom Understudy http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063309 Artificial mouth takes on a chewy problem - An artificial mouth that can reproduce the mush created by a human munching on an apple has been created by French researchers.From Understudy http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063308 COMICS WITH PROBLEMS #25 - Treat Your Rifle Like a Lady - From Olga http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063307 change going to come - nice video From popper http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063306 Mildred Loving, matriarch of interracial marriage, dies - Mildred Loving, a black woman whose challenge to Virginia's ban on interracial marriage led to a landmark Supreme Court ruling striking down such laws nationwide, has died, her daughter said Monday.From Olga http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063305 Fluids for Christ - Man is made of 70% water. Water is a fluid. Therefore, fluids are the basis of life.From Olga http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063304 Would we have ... - Another fellow American shows his ignorance.From Olga http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063303 Olmert suspected of accepting bribes from U.S. businessman - Police are considering the possibility of granting attorney Uri Messer the status of state witness in a corruption investigation being carried out against Prime Minister Ehud Olmert.---- why am I not surprised From Olga http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063302 U.S. deploys more than 43,000 unfit for combat - More than 43,000 U.S. troops listed as medically unfit for combat in the weeks before their scheduled deployment to Iraq or Afghanistan since 2003 were sent anyway, Pentagon records show.From Olga http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063301 Secret McCain campaign slogan memo leaked - With McCain likely to face Obama in the general election, it appears his staff has realized they have an uphill marketing battle ahead of them. Obama has some of the best marketing money can buy. He has a brilliant logo, multiple slogans, a pretty face, and he s even laid claim to the words change and hope. The following memo by a high level McCain staffer was accidentally leaked to the press. It shows the McCain campaign s struggle to find the perfect slogan.From Olga http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063300 Circuit City Tries To Install Navigation System, Causes $12,119 Of Damage To You - Circuit City caused $12,119 worth of damage to VTECnical's 2007 Honda Civic while trying to install a Pioneer AVIC Z2 navigation system. Honda later declared VTECnical's car a fire hazard and told him it was unsafe to drive. Despite destroying the car's heater ducts, stock wiring harness, and dashboard, Circuit City has refunded only $3,190, and insists that VTECnical speak exclusively to their third-party insurer. Hit the jump for Honda's damning condemnation of Circuit City's shoddy workmanship and a video of the damage.From popper http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063299 Get 91% Off Microsoft Office Ultimate - A Microsoft student promotion that slashes 91% off a copy of Office Ultimate applies to anyone with a .edu email addressand most universities offer .edu addresses to their alumni for free. Microsoft Office Ultimate, which retails for $680, is available to students for only $60 until May 16th.From popper http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063298 Sharpton arrested as hundreds protest NYC police shooting - NEW YORK - The Rev. Al Sharpton was arrested at the Brooklyn Bridge on Wednesday as he and hundreds of demonstrators blocked traffic to protest the acquittal of three detectives in the 50-bullet shooting of an unarmed black man on his wedding day.From Nonoxyl http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063297 3 accused of using Humble corpse's head to smoke pot - Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.From Nonoxyl http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063296 Storm Troopin' - a set on Flickr - (pics)From Nonoxyl http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063295 Scarface Tony Montana Action Figure - SAY HELLO TO YOUR LITTLE FRIEND! From NeoCon http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063294 Atomic Bomb pamplet - From Olga http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063293 [NSFW] Stunning Blond Authias - From mysteriousgirl http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063292 Hezbollah Thugs Threaten War in Lebanon - There have also been heavy, sustained gun battles on Thursday in the Corniche al-Mazraa and Ras al-Nabeh districts of West Beirut between Sunni and Shia fighters, and the army remains out in force in parts of the city.From NeoCon http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063291 Philadelphia Police Officer Murdered by Ghetto Thugs - Sgt. Stephen Liczbinski, a 12-year veteran who would have turned 40 on Tuesday, was responding to the robbery of a bank inside a grocery store around 11:30 a.m. Saturday. The suspects fled and opened fire after Liczbinski confronted them a short distance away, authorities said.From NeoCon http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063290 U.S. Must Stay in Iraq Till Day is Done and Victory Won - The latte lefties in Congress really are pieces of work intent, as they seem to be, on crippling the nation's economy and judiciary, as well as its energy independence. Oh, and declaring defeat in the war on terror.From NeoCon http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063289 London Church Forced Off Its Property - If you live in London, and you want to build the largest Mosque in Western Europe, that's great. But if you want to build the largest church, forget about it.From NeoCon http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063288 LIberals try to Outlaw Conservative Speech - "I've been on campus four years, and I've never seen anything like this before. We've had this display on campus, and have not had any problems," he said. "The hypocrisy is really overwhelming. [He was saying] 'My 1st Amendment right is more important than yours.'"From NeoCon http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063287 Left-Wing Snob from New England Hates the Troops - Horror author Stephen King's comments regarding illiteracy and the military have drawn criticism from the United States Army according to a report by CBS-TV affiliate in Washington, DC, WUSA channel 9.From NeoCon http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063286 Iraqi Suicide Bomber was in Gitmo for 3 years - He should have been shot.From NeoCon http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063285 Why Conservatives Are Happier Than Liberals - Liberals lack ideological rationalizations that would help them frame inequality in a positive (or at least neutral) light."From NeoCon http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063284 Hunky Jesus competition - Officiated by a gay charity group known as the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, the event features scantily clad men dressed as the religious icon, in the hope of being crowned the hottest.From George http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063283 Yankees-Red Sox argument ends in murder - BOSTON (Reuters) - A New York Yankees' fan was accused on Monday of murdering a Boston Red Sox supporter and injuring another by running both down with a car after a heated argument over one of America's oldest sporting rivalries. From cw http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063282 Non-stick chewing gum firm raises $20 million - LONDON (Reuters Life!) - A British company developing a non-stick chewing gum that can be easily removed from pavements and shoes has raised 10 million pounds ($20 million) to help bring its product to market. From cw http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063281 Building boom drives dump truck thefts - MOSCOW (Reuters) - Forget the luxury cars that cram Moscow's streets: Russian thieves are after dump trucks, cranes and asphalt pavers to feed a booming construction sector. From cw http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063280 Safety in numbers for speeding drivers - BEIJING (Reuters) - Speeding drivers in south China are getting clear away thanks to machines which switch the numbers on their licence plates in seconds, state media said on Tuesday. From cw http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063279 Cheney aide subpoenaed to testify to Congress - WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney's chief of staff was subpoenaed on Wednesday to testify in a congressional probe of the administration's treatment and possible torture of enemy combatants. From cw http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063278 Clinton gives herself loan, vows to fight on - WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Barack Obama took a commanding lead in the Democratic presidential race on Wednesday, but Hillary Clinton said she would fight on after loaning her campaign $6.4 million to keep it alive. From cw http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063277 Old leaf could be world's first photograph - The ochre-coloured image of a leaf printed on light-sensitive paper may be the world s first photograph, dating back more than 200 years, experts claimed yesterday.The image had been attributed to William Henry Fox Talbot, the father of modern photography, but may actually have been created 30 years before he achieved his world-changing breakthrough in 1835.From cw http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063276 Earth and sky in electrifying battle of the elements - TWO spectacular forces of nature produced an incredible brew in the skies of Chile yesterday as avolcanic eruption met a lightning storm.Tonnes of dust and ash from the eruption of the Chaiten volcano poured into the night sky just as an electric storm was passing overhead.The resulting collision created an extraordinary sight as lightning flickered around the dust cloud in the fiery, orange glow of the volcano. From cw http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063275 Satellite View of the Flooding - Roll over the left and right sides of the picture below to see before and after images of the flooding caused by Cyclone Nargis, which struck Myanmar May 2-3.From cw http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063274 British pilot who 'buzzed' Bush ranch to be deported - A British amateur pilot on a round-the-world flight faces being deported from the US after he landed near George Bush's ranch in Texas, where he had wanted to thank the President for his earlier rescue by the US Coast Guard.Maurice Kirk, 63, who is nicknamed the "Flying Vet", was rescued from sharks in February when his Piper Cub light aircraft went down on the Caribbean leg of his trip.Mr Kirk, from south Wales, was arrested on Saturday as he tried to pin a thank-you note to the President's front gate. He was taken in handcuffs to a psychiatric hospital in Austin, the capital of Texas.From cw http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063273 Myanmar under pressure, death toll may rise sharply - YANGON (Reuters) - Myanmar's military government came under pressure on Wednesday to open its borders to more international help after a devastating cyclone that a U.S. diplomat said may have killed more than 100,000 people. From cw http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063272 Top 10 Incredible Recordings - Before I start on the list, I feel that I should advise that a couple of the items here are quite horrific and I would recommend that those who are weak of heart or who have a nervous disposition avoid them. The items I am referring to are marked in the text. The items are not in any particular order as it is very hard to rate the historical importance versus the just plain weird value.From cw http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063271 Top 10 Jackie Chan Fight Scenes - From Nonoxyl http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063270 Play Chronotron - It's about a robot that goes back in time for some reason. (His best friend is a talking pie!)Use your time machine to interact with past versions of yourself in this puzzle/platformer!You can disable the music in the options menu, or by right-clicking.From cw http://www.codewolf.com/?news_id=1063269